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Cinemaphile
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whos he talking about?
- Anonymous
5 days ago
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me
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- Anonymous
5 days ago
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2 ugly c**ts
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- Anonymous
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on good authority, i've been informed that it's either ryan gosling or jake gyllenhaal.
- Anonymous
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No way it was Ryan.
I could see it being Jake, considering he kind of made it a point that he had to follow Gosling which wasn't easy. I think he's been jealous of him for a while. Nightcrawler was a transparent attempt to create a character as iconic as Driver.
- Anonymous
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Nightcrawler is infinitely cooler than Driver.
Driver's car isn't even cool, it's a fricked up Impala and it's not involved in any chase scenes that I can remember.- Anonymous
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this
I've seen Driver once, don't care to watch it again
I've watched Nightcrawler 4 times. Just as captivating as the first time.- Anonymous
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Driver is bubblegum.
Nightcrawler has substance.
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- Anonymous
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this
I've seen Driver once, don't care to watch it again
I've watched Nightcrawler 4 times. Just as captivating as the first time.Drive is all about the vibes, Nightcrawler is more like a character study.
Drive is better, but it's never going to hold up because you can only see it for the first time once.
- Anonymous
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I saw that movie years ago
I forgot about that movie
I'm going to have that new movie experience
Simple as
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- Anonymous
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I’ve fallen asleep to Drive twice. The intro is great though.
Nightcrawler is way more interesting
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- Anonymous
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And Velvet Buzzsaw was his attempt to make a followup as bad as Only God Forgives.
- Anonymous
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Nightcrawler is the best film of the 2010s.
- Anonymous
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i have never thought of or heard of this, the idea is very funny and im going to pretend its true thanks anon
- Anonymous
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Nightcrawler character is the patrician choice tho. Drivetist is a sad simp. Nightcrawler was a high energy, always smiling prfoactive chad. How can Driveguy be literally you? Are you a sad simp?
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- Anonymous
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>good authority
>goose or jake
remember we're on Cinemaphile folk
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- Anonymous
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Elordi.
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I could see that. He's got that conceited artgay energy.
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- Anonymous
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Eddie Murphy
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can see this
if it wasnt a comedy legend, i think the snl table wouldn't take it personally -
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they are beneath Eddie Murphy and that's sad
- Anonymous
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>how DARE HE send an assistant to get him the snack he wants
Do redditors really?- Anonymous
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seriously, if that's the extent of his "diva behavior", then he's chill as frick
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- Anonymous
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So Eddie has a kid and he spoils him at least a bit. We can all agree that means he's not a gay troony fricker
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didn't they tell you?
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kids can be really sharty and stingy when they don't get what they want, like not having that candy probably would make that kid pissy for the rest of the night, Sure the normal response is to discipline / want to beat him with a shoe but they're out in public and don't want to make a scene, so I can see eddie asking a henchmen like "can you go find that candy so this little sh*t will settle down"
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quads for truth
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- Anonymous
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maybe because he told them they sucked and fixed it
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- Anonymous
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Anjin?
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- Anonymous
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Who the frick is “Bowen Yang”?
- Anonymous
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that frickin australian Frisbee they made wrong
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- Anonymous
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>made snl writers cry
>because he hated their ideas
he sounds based whoever he is. who even watches that garbage anymore?-
- Anonymous
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Dare I even ask what 'top surgery' is?
- Anonymous
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remove booba
- Anonymous
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I think that means cutting the breasts
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- Anonymous
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Probably Steve Martin.
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>crying at work
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what a bunch of fricking puss*es
- Anonymous
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Only women cry at work.
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bruh
- Anonymous
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Being unfunny + plain + DEI points = how you become a 3rd world country that can't compete on anything but strident rhetoric. She knows SHE can't have the same career in an Asian country where she ain't special in any way.
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>Non-binary
It's a fat b***h.
It's always a fat b***h.- Anonymous
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or a dude that looks like a troll
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- Anonymous
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the they/them non-binary sh*t is somehow even more moronic than being a troony. i mean at least i know what a troony is, is non-binary just being so fat and ugly you figure you'll go by some made up gender because nobody can tell what the frick you are?
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>is non-binary just being so fat and ugly you figure you'll go by some made up gender because nobody can tell what the frick you are?
That's correct
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- Anonymous
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they got tired of her Chris Farley impression?
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- Anonymous
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damn what a chud making everyone cry by pointing out how bad their ideas are
- Anonymous
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Norm Macdonald was a bible thumper and a chud so probably him
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he hasn't hosted since 1999...
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Some say he's not well these dyas
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reminds me of that tragedy
- Anonymous
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what is this a blind from crazydaysandnights?
- Anonymous
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no it's from crazygaysandrice
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- Anonymous
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>making multiple snowflakes cry at their work
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- Anonymous
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why did such unfunny puss*es take over comedy? do zoomers not make fun of each other anymore in normal life?
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>never mentions a name
what a b***h - Anonymous
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Nevermind who he's talking about, WHO THE FRICK IS HE?